THE EASTERN EXPERIENCE

So my sister, Shebus, started going to Eastern University a couple weeks. We decided it was time to go and visit her and get some of the good ol' college experience going. Of course, we didn't know is that things would turn out so gruesome near the end. What's that supposed to mean?? Oh, you'll see...

We arrive at the college dorms around 8:15 pm on Wednesday night. Since Shebus is still in class we go to our friend Heather's dorm to wait for Shebus, and drink some beverages (it's a dry school, so I can't get into details). Anyway, we're having fun just joking around and telling stories of past experiences that Heather used to have with us (since we haven't hung out with her for like 2 years). Shebus arrives at Heather's dorm, and we leave to hit up a well spoken of bar just down the road. I believe it was called something like... "something something brewing co.", I can't remember.

We decide to walk there so that Heather and Shebus can show us some of the campus and all that. When we arrive at the bar, we still down at a table and get practically immediate service. Me and Amanda get our beers while everyone else hits the bathrooms. When everyone else returns the waitress comes back and proceeds to card everyone. Scatty Do Do, who is also with us, gives the lady his ID and is actually declined service because of a crack in his ID. Needless to say, it was a pretty aggravating moment. So, I decide that this bar is stupid, and we immediately cash out. Scat had asked for the manager, but the waitress refused. So, we cut our losses and got the fuck out of there.

Completely discouraged by our first bar experience at Eastern, we decide to suck it up and try a different Irish bar right down the road from the brewing co. As soon as we got in there was a pretty good vibe going on. We actually had a blast during our whole visit to that bar. The bouncers even let Heather and Amanda bring pizzas in. It was great! The people there were very nice, and there were no problems in sight.

After an awesome time at that bar, we finally got kicked out at last call and started walking back to Heather and Amanda's dorm. As we left, Heather, Shebus, and Amanda seemed to make new friends and basically made all of us stand on a street corner while they conversed with them. Me and Q the Muse just wanted to get back to the dorms to drink more beverages, but everyone was pretty drunk from the bar, and no one was listening to anyone.

So, as we're standing there a black eclipse stops at the stop sign and the passenger says "Hey ladies!" The blond kid that we didn't know says back... "1, 2, 3, alright move along". For some reason this pissed the passenger off something rotten. He steps out of the car, gets all up in this kids face and is basically trying to get the kid to hit him. After a couple minutes of the rest of us saying "calm down dude, we're not trying to fight anyone, we just wanted the driver to burn up the tires, that's all..." he finally gets in his car and they all drove off. Situation over, right?? Well, that's what I thought...

After that whole escapade Q the Muse and I are trying to get people to go up the hill so we can get back to the dorms to continue the night. Of course, no one is listening and we continue to wait. So I turn my back and look down the street. What do I see?? The fucking guys from the car walking up. I'm thinking to myself, oh... fuck... here we go... The original kid that got out of the car walks directly to the blond kid and starts talking shit again. His two friends are standing right by me and Q while all this is going on. We're trying to mediate the situation cause we don't want to see anyone get fucked up by some hot head jock fag! But, things started getting out of control and there was nothing we could do about it. They kept asking us to leave, which is fine, that's what we were trying to do the whole time. So, me, Shebus, Q the Muse, and two girls I didn't know proceed to walk up the hill. We don't even make it 20 feet and fists start flying... From the angel we were it was hard to see who was involved, who was getting their asses kicked, and who was beating some ass. All you could really see is that a big ass dude was punching the shit out of everyone. Now me and Shebus are starting to panic because we can't find Scat and we can't find Heather, and you can't put it past a faggy jock to hit a woman. We start yelling both of their names as we start walking back, because if either of them are involved, then I HAVE to get involved. It's completely fine if people I don't know are getting beat, but not if Scat, Heather, or anyone else I know are. Shebus spots them both hanging out by a fence practically in the middle of all the action, but it turned out they were just spectating. Shebus screams "Heather! Scat! Get the fuck over here!!" After a couple of those, we finally get everyone walking back up the hill. Turns out that the bigger dude was on our side, and fucked them all up pretty well. Which is funny, because they started it, but that kid finished it, haha.

Situation FINALLY over... right??? Nope, we we're walking up the hill, the kids that got the shit beat of them start back up again! Like, for real guys?? If you got beat, just give it up! But no, they start slowly stepping up the hill, yelling things about our style or something, haha. I think one said something about the chains I wear and how I was emo?? Haha, alright dude, talking about what I wear is definitely going to make me fight you! If that's how kids get down now a days, alright, here ya go... you're a polo wearing, mommy issued, daddy funded jock with a small penis, haha. Uh oh, did I go to far?!?! haha, anyway. Now Scat's actually getting pissed and is starting to walk back talk shit to these kids. Though I give him props for wanting to go down the hill and take on the three dudes, it just wasn't a good idea, and either way we've all had enough of this scene. The cops are going to show up and people are going to start getting arrested. So, me Shebus start pushing him back up the hill, telling him to calm down. As luck would have it, as soon as we get Scat to the sidewalk and walking our way, the cops come rolling down the street. As soon as the other kids saw that they ran away. Situation, finally, over!

The walk back was full of rantings about the fight and all that. When we got back to Heather and Amanda's dorm, we continued with the night, and basically just had a lot of fun. I ended up passing out on the floor after puking in the toilet. Oh, and I think I bumped my head on shelf at some point... Either way, it was a great time and I would like to thank Heather, Amanda, and Shebus for having us down :)

What Has Shebus Been Up To?

For the past couple of weekends everyone has been asking me, "What is going on with Shebus? Where has she been?". Well, here is the break down as of late...

She hasn't actually been hanging out with us lately, because she got a new boyfriend. Great for her, sucks for the rest of us. Either way, not a huge deal.

AN UPDATE - Last night, not sure when, she was arrested for rolling her LoveSac van into a ditch. The charges are as follows...

1: DUI.
2: Driving on a suspended license due to a previous DUI.
3: Taking a right curve incorrectly.
4: aaaand something else. I don't remember.

Anyway, this was all weird, because the actual crash happened a couple months ago. Let's see some pictures of the wreck! Yay!












































Wonderful huh?! Don't worry though, she wasn't really hurt in the actual crash or anything. It's cool. We do kind of miss that van though. It was a pretty kick ass van.

Anyway, so she needs to go to court on May 6th. I will hopefully have some good news about it after that. And yes, we know we know, you can say I told you so as much as you want. We just didn't want to believe she was ever going to get arrested for it, ya know?