A MySpace Survey

1Q: What is your favorite color?
1A:Shut up.

2Q: Where were you born?
2A: Dude, seriously, shut up.

3Q: Who is your current crush?
3A: Holy shit, do you ever stop talking??

4Q: No I don't. I mean, when was your last kiss?
4A: You can't ask a question with an answer in it, asshole.

5Q: Why the hell not??
5A: Because you are only supposed to be asking me questions that I have to answer with as little information as possible so that there is no point in me taking the survey what so ever... duh!

6Q: When did you get to be so rude!!
6A: Hey man, you broke into MY house and started asking me all these questions.
Just take what you came to rob from me and GET OUT!

7Q: Ever been sodomized?
7A: NO! Is that a threat?!

8Q: You've got a pretty mouth...
8A: Alright, you need to leave.
You're not even asking questions anymore!

9Q: Is there anywhere to eat around here?
9A: Well, if you take I-95 south to exit 5... wait a minute, SHUT UP!

10Q:
10A: Ummmm, what?

11Q: Dude, where is my car?!
11A: I don't fucking know. Are you high??

12Q: Duuuuuuude, are those crab cakes?!
12A: Why yes they are. Would you like one?

13Q: I'LL BE ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE!!
13A: Woah man, calm down.

14Q: NO. I'm sick of stupid fucks like you trying to steal the show with all your questions about my questions that no one cares about.
13A: Alright dude, sorry.

15Q: HEY, you know we're on question 15 right? Keep up to speed.
15A: Woops, sorry about that.

16Q: Alright, I gotta get outta here. Maybe I'll call you, maybe I won't.
16A: But, I think I love you, perfect stranger!!

17Q:
17A: Hello?

18Q:
18A: HELLO?!

19Q:
19A: Awww cry cry cry cry cry cry... soooob... cry cry cry cry cry cry....

20Q: Oh hey, forgot my coat, alright, see ya.
20A: NO, COME BACK!



Mr. A ended up following Mr. Q for the rest of his life, ruining surveys all over the world for innocent little kids that don't even know what love is yet. And no kids, love for captain crunch serial is not real love. Nor is love for your parents. They will end up leaving you anyway. So don't invest to much into that....

...anyway, Merry Christmas!