To Infinity and Beyond

I was sitting with my roommate Greg while something came on TV about space. He said "I don't think anyone has ever been lost in space. I know they have either crashed on earth or had problems out in space, but no one had ever been straight up lost". That statement got me to thinking. I would totally sign up for a program where they just shoot you into space and you would never come back.

Why would anyone ever want to be lost out in space you ask? Because planet earth is fucking boring! Everything is all the same here. There is seriously nothing new going on and that pisses me off. We birth each other, we help each other survive (except for the people that haven't accepted Jesus yet), and we bury each other. Done and done. It's a fucking retarded existence.

Then you automatically have to start thinking, "well, what exactly is the fun of living?" It's destroying our bodies, yay! To have fun, we drink, we smoke, we do heroin, drink coffee, and drive extremely fast. So basically if that's what we're here to do why not just get shot out into space?

Some people might argue my point and I can probably guess your rebuttal. "Love is what we're here for!!" You're an idiot and that's all I have to say about that. "But I'm serious!! There's no love in space." Yes, because that's not the reason the universe was "created" or however you want to explain it. In fact, the vast amount of nothingness that the universe is made of should be a huge warning sign that you're a fucking jerk.

When it comes right down to it, I hope someone that reads this has the power to actually choose someone to be shot into space to never return. If that's you, put in a good word for me. I promise I won't disappoint.