The Google Game Round 1

I got curious on what Google knows about my life. Shebus had actually reminded me about this game a couple weeks ago with a journal she had written, to be completely honest. Anyway, I started image Googling about people in my family.

I started with myself obviously, but apparently the only Jon Jansma out there is a heavy metal rocker. He looks a little like me, weirdly, and I guess he plays the lead guitar, sings, and does vox (whatever that is). So, that was disappointing...

After that I Googled Sheriden. MY fucking face comes up more than hers! Haha, I don't really get that, but whatever. Basically stuff I have seen before, and nothing interesting there.

THEN, I decided to Google my older brother, Ian Jansma. Not too many people know about him, but, now you do! Anyway, it turns out that his name is pretty much all over the web! Get this though, his picture never comes up, only the pictures he's taken. Ya see, during the summer, he works in Alaska as a tour guide. So, all the people he takes pictures for give him credit for just being there to take the picture.

This is crazy to me. How the fuck do all these people remember his name?! I guess it probably has something to do with the emotions that fly around during your very special vacation to the place you've always wanted to go, or something like that.

Well, then I tell ya what people. We are selling intimate vacations to Cut Me Deep Headquarters!! For $10,000 you can stay in my room with me, for 3 whole days! If you play your cards right, you may never leave. Your vacation package includes no underwear, excessive chaffing, and numerous sores on your genitals and mouth regions. Surprise your grandmother with TWO tickets, straight to the brain, wrapped in lead. Let the fun begin!!