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Yesterday, my mother found our golden retriever, Ruffy, hit by a car off of Rt 148. Of course the bastard took off, evading responsibility. Probably because he or she is a worthless sociopath that rapes children in his or her past time. Regardless, other people with a conscience actually stopped (thank you).Mom took Ruffy to the vet that night and there was basically nothing they could do, so

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So my sister, Shebus, started going to Eastern University a couple weeks. We decided it was time to go and visit her and get some of the good ol' college experience going. Of course, we didn't know is that things would turn out so gruesome near the end. What's that supposed to mean?? Oh, you'll see...We arrive at the college dorms around 8:15 pm on Wednesday night. Since Shebus is still in class

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Apparently, you aren't supposed to put regular dish soap, that you would use to wash your dishes manually, in a dishwasher. How did I find this out? First off, I'm an idiot. Secondly, I did it. All I ended up with is a huge sudsy mess all over my floor and inside the washing machine.Right after I found everything covered in bubbles, I thought to myself, maybe I can just remove all the bubbles

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I was talking to Shebus the other day about what I should be doing with my life. This has also come up with Scatty Do Do before as well. So, I explained my long term plans for this life as they were brought up with Scat.I told her about my desire to watch the world burn, which in turn, would make a super villain. Maybe not a "super" villain, but this is MY plan, so deal with it. Anyway, I would

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Every once in a while me and some of my friends will head over to our buddies house to play Halo 3 on Xbox Live and drink some beers. I actually got into Halo when it first came out, but my friends got me into playing online against people. So, I went and set myself up with an account (I Jebus Crisp I, just in case anyone wants to look me up). I'm not amazing at Halo, but I'm alright, so my

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Last night I guess I got a little crazy and broke down about everything that I regret. For instance, for some reason I believe I am the reason that everyone's lives are fucked. From family to friends, it would appear that my life ruins worlds. Wether this is true or not is unimportant. What's important is that I need to stop punishing myself for things that are out of my control, or so I am told.

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This might not be a huge issue to some people, but it's been bugging me for a while now. I know why it happens, but I am getting so god damn sicked of it that I had to write something about it.So, every time I'm watching a show on the History Channel, Discovery Channel, etc, they seem to want to tell me what's going on 30 billion times!! For instance, the show starts and the announcer tells me

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So, my last post was all about how my car died and how pissed I was about being stuck at home forever now. Well, as it turns out, my car decided to come back to life today!! Fucking weird, right?? I have no idea why it is working all of the sudden, but I guess some mysteries are better left unsolved.This is what happened. I had to go somewhere this morning at 9:30 and had my mother pick up and

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So, my 1993 Acura Vigor recently shit the bed. This happened like 2 days ago. I was hanging at my friend Chris's house (that I drove to), and when I woke up in the morning (all sorts of hung over) it wouldn't fucking start!! I was PIISSssseeed. SO pissed. Not only because it wouldn't start, but because it was in his neighborhood as well.I'm not knocking on Chris's neighborhood at all, they all

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I was sitting with my roommate Greg while something came on TV about space. He said "I don't think anyone has ever been lost in space. I know they have either crashed on earth or had problems out in space, but no one had ever been straight up lost". That statement got me to thinking. I would totally sign up for a program where they just shoot you into space and you would never come back.Why would

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I was taking a break from the computer and having a smoke on the basement patio. I hate smoking back there to begin with just because some stupid kids like to shoot our building with bb's and I'm afraid I'm going to catch one in the face, so I was on edge as it was. Half way through my Marlboro Red break I got surprised by what appeared to be an extremely ugly cat. To my horror I noticed it had a

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Last Wednesday I decided it would be a great idea to eat some Planters Honey Roasted Mixed Nuts while watching some TV in my room. Those particular nuts my father had given to me for Valentines day. I believe I ate them around 2 or 3 in the morning on Wednesday. I felt fine, but thought I may have eaten a couple too many just because my burps had a powerful taste of cashews, peanuts, and other

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Another Valentines Day is upon us. To be completely honest I had no idea when it was until someone randomly told me it was on Feb 14th. Either way, it's yet again that time of year where star-crossed lovers have to show each other just how much they care. How can this be done you ask? It's simple my friend! Just spend as much money as you possibly can and you should be all set.Most people can

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Recently I was trying to burn a simple DVD. I wanted to show my peeps the Ali G movie which I only have on my computer. For some reason the software that is on my computer wasn't working. So, I decided I needed to buy some new software to fix this problem.As I was lurking around on the internet trying to find a program that wasn't too expensive but still worked well I came across Xilisoft DVD

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A couple of years ago I got into quite the car accident. I tried posting the pictures on MySpace but they thought they were too graphic for their site. I don't quite get it but, whatever, here they are!Some of you are probably asking "what the hell happened???" Well, here's the basic story...I was at a party on the far end of the Berlin Turnpike. I got way too drunk and decided it was an

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Happy New Year Everyone!! Now that everything is changing, you can change yourself. In the spirit of self improvement we want to know what your New Years Resolutions are. What do you get for this very personal information about yourself you ask? You get a chance to win a free Cut Me Deep T-Shirt!Winners are given the choice between either a Women's Cut Up Logo Tee or a Regular Men's / Women's

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I have decided that I am way too lazy as a person. I think it's from years of corporate work, sitting in a chair, not moving, and just wasting away on a computer. Realistically I have been working in an office for about 2 years without participating in any kind of physical activity. Yes, I guess sex does count a physical work out, but that's all done in a fit of passion (in most cases).I realized

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Last night Q the Muse and I stayed up late and talked over some beers. It just kind of started out of nowhere. But, we talked about a lot of stuff that turned out being kind of important I guess. Then today I realized what has been bothering me. I think I just miss everyone I used to know. It's weird how the conversation I had with Q made me think of this, but I think it's the truth.I used to

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My mother, Eve, wanted to write something for Cut Me Deep in the Christmas spirit. So, I figured I would post it where everyone would be able to see it. Thanks mom!"Can't remember the last time it snowed on Christmas since we left Vermont. I think this will be the first here in CT. At least that I can remember.No, that's not right. A year or so after we moved here, there was snow on Christmas Eve

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I am not completely sure how I ever got to thinking Christmas is really creepy. Maybe it is just something that was buried into my brain when I was younger or something. I don't remember anything really bad happening during a past Christmas or even really close to one. But, here are a couple things that creep me out about Christmas.1: Christmas LightsSeeing the lights on the Christmas tree late

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I have been having some trouble thinking of new music to listen to. I have been through everything I already have on this computer, and I am sick of it all. Does anyone out there have any good suggestions?? I would totally appreciate it!It would appear that when I have nothing good to listen to I get in a bad mood pretty easily. I HATE that about me. Oh well I guess.Right now I kind of settled on

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I have noticed that more and more people aren't using their blinkers when they should. This is horribly aggravating! It's a simple push of a lever and it would appear that some people are so lazy, that even something as simple as that is way to much for them to do. I can't even think of a situation you wouldn't need to use your blinker unless you only need to use one road to get from point A to

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Me, Q The Muse, Amy, and Greg went to see W. the other day. For all of you that have seen the previews and think it is going to be awesome, it is NOT. This movie was the biggest piece of crap in the world of movies. Some of you might be thinking "Naw son, that shit looks funny as hell!". Trust me, there is no reason to see this movie.First of all, I wanted to see it because I thought it was going

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I have been seeing a lot of previews for the new movie Max Payne. I am not usually one to watch movies that are based on video games, except for Silent Hill because I am all about the creepy stuff. But, Max Payne looks like it would have been an awesome movie if they had picked different actors.I am a huge fan of Mark Wahlberg but he just doesn't seem to fit the lead role of this movie. He is

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I got curious on what Google knows about my life. Shebus had actually reminded me about this game a couple weeks ago with a journal she had written, to be completely honest. Anyway, I started image Googling about people in my family.I started with myself obviously, but apparently the only Jon Jansma out there is a heavy metal rocker. He looks a little like me, weirdly, and I guess he plays the

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