MY SUPER VILLAIN LIFE PLAN

I was talking to Shebus the other day about what I should be doing with my life. This has also come up with Scatty Do Do before as well. So, I explained my long term plans for this life as they were brought up with Scat.

I told her about my desire to watch the world burn, which in turn, would make a super villain. Maybe not a "super" villain, but this is MY plan, so deal with it. Anyway, I would start off small and run around burning down a random house every week or so. As the police stand around with a thumb up their asses trying to figure out what's going on, I would bump up my efforts to one house a night. Even though I would be hitting completely random houses, the cops aren't truly completely retarded, and they would probably discover a pattern to all the madness. Then they would come up with a couple locations that fit that pattern to try and stop me before I struck again. Of course this would lead to a couple burnings where they would just miss me as I left the scene. This would do two things, piss them off something rotten and boost my ego threw the roof. Now that my ego is so high I would start to get sloppy and probably leave something behind that they could use as evidence to find the mystery man burning down all these houses. Eventually they would discover my identity and send someone after me.

After I told Scat about this plan, originally, he then made his life plan to be the super hero that stops me. So, they would most likely send Super Scat to come and kill me. The fools!! I know Super Scats fatal flaw!!!!! Toilet paper and Drain-O... mmmmmWWahahahahaha, you'll never catch me Super Brat!!!!

Anyway, so Shebus's automatically says "I don't think you could handle the guilt involved with this plan...". No, that's not true. I just think I would be able to handle being guilty after I was caught. Plus, I don't really have the nerves to be running around wondering if they are after me. So this plan will most likely never leave the drawing board, but, I can dream. Doesn't matter anyway now that I've told all of you about my master plan...