Abortions for Global Warming

I formally submit this idea for the restoration of our planet and the cure for global warming. It's a long term plan that should cut down harmful, atmosphere killing pollutants. When looking at what really causes the problems on this earth, it's obvious that we are the leaders in the planet killing.

I propose we set a mandatory abortion rate set all over the world. For instance, North America must perform 3 billion abortions in one year. China must perform 50 billion abortions every month. This would bring down the rate at which we create other vessels to kill the world.

I know that most of you out there are saying to yourselves "what a horrible thing to say". But is it really? After a while, people can start making games out of it. It would be like a party trick or something. Whoever gets the most abortions wins! Then, they have to finish their beer.

I have had a girlfriend (now ex-girlfriend) who had two abortions. No, they weren't mine. She was completely fine with it. In fact, I thought I saw a smile on her face as they turned them into scrambled eggs. She was kind of sick though....

To get serious for a moment, kill all your babies, and save your earth! It's that simple. I am hoping that in the future women actually protest this movement, so that we have to force them to get it done. That would make it much more fun for the rest of us. Maybe.

That's right, there's no god here.