CUTMEDEEP OUT AND ABOUT
WHAT'S THIS VIDEO SERIES ALL ABOUT?
The Cut Me Deep Crew goes to many different random locations. Usually, the situations are pretty tame, until they arrive that is. Where ever the Crew goes, craziness follows. This series of webisodes is dedicated to all the crazy situations they get into. Some of these episodes contain mature language and adult situations. Now you can't say we didn't warn you!
IS THAT ME IN ONE OF THESE VIDEOS?
Very well could be if you attend one of our events, or we think you're cool enough to hang out with us. Who knows, now you might be famous! I guess it depends on what you did in the video ;)
SMASHING A DUAL DVD PLAYER
FASTERCHILD has had a Dual Car DVD Player in his vehicle for a long time now, until he finally cracked and couldn't deal with how horrible of product it was. Apparently, it stopped playing most CD's, barely played DVD's, and had problems picking up radio stations. As you will see, FASTERCHILD has had enough! It's time to funnel all that pent up rage towards the source. So he grabbed a baseball bat, and let the emotions fly. Hope you enjoy the show! Were sure FASTERCHILD did.
SEE THIS VIDEO
LAST SPRING PARTY | PICK-UP LINE CONTEST
The rules were pretty simple. Try to pick up the birthday girl with your best pick-up line. Whoever had the best pick-up line won the prize. The prize was a CMD Shirt and little black book to keep the numbers of everyone you pick-up in order. As you will see, things went pretty well until some drunk girl took over the mic and decided that it was her event, and she could do whatever she wanted.
LAST SPRING PARTY | PROTECTION EXPERT
Our host, Scatty Do Do, went out in the crowd to find people willing to take part in this contest. When he came back, he had a line of drunk women just waiting to participate. To win this contest, one of the girls had to be the first to put three condoms on a cucumber and take them off. For some reason, most of these girls felt the need to make up their own rules.
LAST SPRING PARTY | FASTERCHILD DJING
FASTERCHILD was spinning some of the best techno heard on this side of the ocean. This is just a small clip of what he was playing and how he does it. His set included such genres as Happy Hardcore, Drum and Bass, Breakbeat, Breakcore, and House music. It kept everyone dancing it up all night long. Keep an eye out for more events featuring FASTERCHILD and you will know just what we're talkin' about.
LAST SPRING PARTY | SEALING THE DEAL
We figured that instead of having everyone remove their clothes and start screwing each other, it was best to show their skills by trying to pop balloons between each other. There were 5 teams of 2 and the team that popped 10 balloons the fastest won the grand prize. The prize was a CMD Shirt and some KY Message Oil. It started out simple enough, but by the end things started getting complicated. I suppose it's harder to pop balloons between people than we thought.
LAST SPRING PARTY | BEST DRESSED CONTEST
Even though we clearly put this contest on the flyers and our website, not too many people actually dressed up very nice. In fact, there was some jerk (think his name is Patrick) who just wore a white t-shirt and thought he could enter (idiot). There were also a couple of lasies who asked if they could just strip down to their underwear and enter... buuut we didn't think the bar would appreciate it.
