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RECENT JOURNAL ENTRIES FROM THE CMD CREW
DEDICATION TO RUFFY - 12/10/2009 - FASTERCHILD
Yesterday, my mother found our golden retriever, Ruffy, hit by a car off of Rt 148. Of course the bastard took off, evading responsibility. Probably because he or she is a worthless sociopath that rapes children in his or her past time. Regardless, other people with a conscience actually stopped (thank you)...
THE COLUMNIST CONTEST - 10/07/2009 - SHEBUS CRISP
It's been a while guys!! Glad to be back. I'm working on a new way to write on here that will hold everyones interest (rather than ranting about shit you don't care about)...
THE EASTERN EXPERIENCE - 09/25/2009 - FASTERCHILD
So my sister, Shebus, started going to Eastern University a couple weeks. We decided it was time to go and visit her and get some of the good ol' college experience going. Of course, we didn't know is that things would turn out so gruesome near the end. What's that supposed to mean?? Oh, you'll see...
DISH SOAP IN THE DISHWASHER - 08/5/2009 - FASTERCHILD
Apparently, you aren't supposed to put regular dish soap, that you would use to wash your dishes manually, in a dishwasher. How did I find this out? First off, I'm an idiot. Secondly, I did it. All I ended up with is a huge sudsy mess all over my floor and inside the washing machine.
MY SUPER VILLAIN LIFE PLAN - 08/1/2009 - FASTERCHILD
I was talking to Shebus the other day about what I should be doing with my life. This has also come up with Scatty Do Do before as well. So, I explained my long term plans for this life as they were brought up with Scat.
HALO 3 VIA XBOX LIVE - 06/26/2009 - FASTERCHILD
Every once in a while me and some of my friends will head over to our buddies house to play Halo 3 on Xbox Live and drink some beers. I actually got into Halo when it first came out, but my friends got me into playing online against people...
CRIME AND PUNISHMENT - 06/15/2009 - FASTERCHILD
Last night I guess I got a little crazy and broke down about everything that I regret. For instance, for some reason I believe I am the reason that everyone's lives are fucked. From family to friends, it would appear that my life ruins worlds...
A PROBLEM WITH MODERN TV - 05/21/2009 - FASTERCHILD
This might not be a huge issue to some people, but it's been bugging me for a while now. I know why it happens, but I am getting so god damn sicked of it that I had to write something about it...
LET THERE BE LIGHT - 04/23/2009 - SHEBUS CRISP
So, I wrote yesterday about how I haven't been receiving any correspondence from my buddy in jail. Well, I guess that triggered something in the universe and I got a letter from her today! She's now written one to my six letters. Well, if that's how she wants the ratio, then I'm sending 12 today. I will expect 2 letters from her ASAP...
THE MYSTERIOUS RESURRECTION - 04/22/2009 - FASTERCHILD
So, my last post was all about how my car died and how pissed I was about being stuck at home forever now. Well, as it turns out, my car decided to come back to life today!! Fucking weird, right?? I have no idea why it is working all of the sudden, but I guess some mysteries are better left unsolved...
JOURNAL EXCERPTS - 04/21/2009 - SHEBUS CRISP
The back of my neck has never felt so cold. I splashed warm water over my face and nearly choked on the sudden comfort of it. My neck feels colder in it's comparison...
MY CAR AND THE DEMONS THAT POSSESS ME - 04/20/2009 - FASTERCHILD
So, my 1993 Acura Vigor recently shit the bed. This happened like 2 days ago. I was hanging at my friend Chris's house (that I drove to), and when I woke up in the morning (all sorts of hung over) it wouldn't fucking start!! I was PIISSssseeed. SO pissed. Not only because it wouldn't start, but because it was in his neighborhood as well...
TO INFINITY AND BEYOND - 04/08/2009 - FASTERCHILD
I was sitting with my roommate Greg while something came on TV about space. He said "I don't think anyone has ever been lost in space. I know they have either crashed on earth or had problems out in space, but no one had ever been straight up lost". That statement got me to thinking. I would totally sign up for a program where they just shoot you into space and you would never come back...
SKUNK ATTACK - 03/04/2009 - FASTERCHILD
I was taking a break from the computer and having a smoke on the basement patio. I hate smoking back there to begin with just because some stupid kids like to shoot our building with bb's and I'm afraid I'm going to catch one in the face, so I was on edge as it was. Half way through my Marlboro Red break I got surprised by what appeared to be an extremely ugly cat...
SALMONELLA IN MIXED NUTS - 02/26/2009 - FASTERCHILD
Last Wednesday I decided it would be a great idea to eat some Planters Honey Roasted Mixed Nuts while watching some TV in my room. Those particular nuts my father had given to me for Valentines day. I believe I ate them around 2 or 3 in the morning on Wednesday. I felt fine, but thought I may have eaten a couple too many just because my burps had a powerful taste of cashews, peanuts, and other various nuts. At about 7a.m. Wednesday morning, I started to feel slightly nauseous and decided to go to bed. I pretty much thought I had eaten too many nuts and that a good sleep would help my body to just get rid of them...
THE FINAL REPORT - 02/19/2009 - SHEBUS CRISP
It is not guaranteed that I will be out in half time as there is no early release program for sentencing of driving under suspension. It is possible however, that the prison could decide I'm not worth a bed and send me packing. So I'm hopeful in this aspect but I have been advised not to get my hopes up...
VALENTINES DAY - 02/09/2009 - FASTERCHILD
Another Valentines Day is upon us. To be completely honest I had no idea when it was until someone randomly told me it was on Feb 14th. Either way, it's yet again that time of year where star-crossed lovers have to show each other just how much they care. How can this be done you ask? It's simple my friend! Just spend as much money as you possibly can and you should be all set...
STATE vs. ME UPDATE - 01/30/2009 - SHEBUS CRISP
I've been talking to a lot of people and I've been gathering quite a bit of UNprofessional opinion regarding my current legal situation. So far, few opinions have matched any others. Here are a few theories I've been hearing...
I AM SOOO UPSET! - 01/29/2009 - COCAINE
I was just suppper exited, because they are remaking Child's Play and Nightmare on Elm St. I am a huge Freddy fan, only to find out that ROBERT ENGLUND WILL NOT BE PLAYING FREDDY?!!
BOHEMIAN ODYSSEY CH3: THE OLE DIVE - 01/27/2009 - Q THE MUSE
My throat was starting to get seriously dry. it wasn't so much that I was thirsty, as it was my need to drink something. Anything. So long as it was wet. Hunter called this "The Curse", like we two were lycanthropes screaming at the moon in hunger. So it was almost a miracle when he led me to a shabby house on the corner of Miss Street and 13th...
CAREER BUILDER - 01/26/2009 - SHEBUS CRISP
I've been working, for the past 2 years, in a warehouse in Deep River, CT. I started at the bottom and worked myself to the top. I've worked hard and developed an emotional investment in the company to get where I am now. Of course it helps that this is a horribly failing business and the rest of the employees either quit or were fired for lack of work. It still counts though, right? Maybe...
THE STATE OF CT vs. SHERIDEN JANSMA - 01/22/2009 - SHEBUS CRISP
The following represents events taken place between April 24, 2007 and January 20, 2009 concerning the state of Connecticut vs. Sheriden Jansma...
XILISOFT DVD CREATING SOFTWARE - 01/16/2009 - FASTERCHILD
As I was lurking around on the internet trying to find a program that wasn't too expensive but still worked well I came across Xilisoft DVD Creator. I tried it out and then bought it. This was the worst mistake of my life!
MY ACCIDENT - 01/13/2009 - FASTERCHILD
A couple of years ago I got into quite the car accident. I tried posting the pictures on MySpace but they thought they were too graphic for their site. I don't quite get it but, whatever, here they are!
09 <3 - 01/07/2009 - COCAINE
How was everyones Christmas and New years? Mine were interesting. I had to go to like 7 different peoples houses on the 25th. It was insane. I got a bunch of sweet presents and ate some awesome food.
